Riceboys
Circle I Limbo

The Pope
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

The New York Yankees
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Scientologists
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Uday Hussein, Qusay Hussein
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Bill Gates
Circle VII Burning Sands

Saddam Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell